A Marvelous Thing

Jonathan came to tell me of a marvelous thing. "I burped at one end and farted at the other."

Alright, I said, being intrigued, for Jonathan thinks he is a passionate person, when he is in fact a rationalist dweeb. I am always fascinated by the mental penumbras that pass for an emotional life with him. So... Jonathan, my man, what is so fascinating by burping at one end and farting at the other. This is what I was able to pile out of that fevered mind.

The first law of thermodynamics-for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Check-

Symmetry of action-the alpha point of an action joined with the omega point.

'Kay-

Digestive and excretory processes at once.

Go on-

And it sounded real cool-a 'G' and a high 'A' at once.

Wow!-

I love Jonathan.